Flushed Love

-- Jones -- And I'm back to doing nothing. I must say, watching sewer lines is extremely exciting. The drama between the toilet paper and the urine was intense...not to mention the subplot about tissue paper and toilet paper being related; did not see that one coming.

-- Porcupine -- As long as you get those TPS reports on my desk by the end of the day. Did you get that memo? Wait, what? I heard that tissue paper was seen coming out of a hotel with paper towel, while toilet paper was sleeping with paper towels wife, kleenex. that slut!

(in the background) "JERRY JERRY JERRY!!!"

-- Jones -- Well I'm definitely going to need another copy of that memo. So if you could get that to me that would be greatly appreciated so that I can have those TPS reports on your desk with the proper cover later. In terms of the conduit drama, we don't know for sure that it was actually paper towel that was with tissue paper, it may have been napkin. We don't know, we only know that whoever it was, they were super absorbent. Unfortunately we won't find out till season 3. I hate waiting for the next season. But yeah paper towel and kleenex...my god, what a slut. She's been with paper towel, toilet paper, bounty sheet, and lets not forget the FFM three some with Cigarette butt and Q-Tip?! Filth. This whole situation is spiraling out of control.