Random Thoughts Of the Day

Why did yo momma jokes become popular?
Out of all the places to live, why did Oscar choose a trash can?
Is lady luck a brunette?
What would life be like if turtles were nature’s dominant species?
It’s bright inside
Imagine a world without erasers
Planes can fly, why can’t I
I have a roll up the rim to win cup, needless to say, despite rolling up said rim, i did not win
My calendar still says March
Why would anyone want to eat blue cheese
Why five toes, why not four? Six? Two?
Remember when “snail-mail” was the fastest form of mail.
What would life be like if I went back to 1950 with a double Big-Mac?
Just think about the last time you had a bath
Now think about the next time you’ll have one
Now think of a pony, with pink hair, oh oh, and wings, and, and, and lasers! Yeah!
Remember duck hunt?
My friend almost named their kid Micheal Hunt
Imagine reading your own obituary