Monday, June 2, 2008

It's All About the Nose

I hate smelly people.
What I don't get, is how do smelly people not know they are smelly. The worse is when you can just tell it's their natural body odour and it's so foul, and so potent... just makes you wonder how they don't smell it and cringe. And even if they do know they smell, is their really nothing that can be done. Has the limits of science and hygiene ended here? Like honestly... I know that there isn't much they can do to stop it completely, and in some cases I am quite certain it's because it's in their blood and i'm sure that mother nature actually had some sort of reasoning as to why some humans had to smell more than others.... (perhaps so predators could once stalk us easier, who knows)... but honestly; it doesn't take much cologne to mask a smell, or at least demising it. In fact i'm sure their is a cologne out there for everyone that will actually bond with the "smelly" and actually transform it into something as pleasant as bakery fresh cinnamon rolls, a spicy hickory, a fresh cut lawn, or even something girly like lavender... really i would rather smell like a chick or a food than a sweaty ass.

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