Oh Fire Logs, You Have Become Obsolete

What’s the deal with scented fire logs? Really, do I need a log that smells like coffee. One I saw online smelt of lavender. Lavender? If I’m keeping warm in the middle of winter why the hell do I want a lavender scented house. For that matter why do I want anything besides the smell of burning wood. I love the homey warm embracing scent of a fire in the fire place. And another thing what the hell is wrong with the world today when we’ve replaced an actual fire with a HD version for our TV’s. Terrible people… simply terrible. This is truly the ultimate in laziness and overall decline in human interaction. And please, don’t give me some BS excuse about the environment, a few logs makes little difference. It generates heat which keeps us and others warm, and thousands and thousands of trees are destroyed by NATURAL causes every year. So next time you're cold, grab some wood and watch the beauty of nature in your own home, the way it should be enjoyed, scentless and in three dimensions.