Monday, August 25, 2008

Monday = Mundane

Why do people use the expression “wake up dead” - who came up with this expression? Did they wake up dead?
Do they still teach kids about recycling in school or has that become common knowledge
What’s the deal with Mac getting all up in PC’s grill, neither make a good computer
Do ghosts only whisper? Is there such thing as a ghost talker? Ghost screamer?
What exactly is new about Times New Roman? What did Times Old Roman look like?
It must be annoying to have people eat your canvas if you’re a sandwich artist

1 comment:

Angie said...

That's too funny. Times Old Roman? Sandwich artist? Brilliant. Sometimes I think we should team up and write a screenplay and make millions of dollars. Deal?